Beijing can hold hat tournaments as well. This Monday, celebrate Duanwujie (Dragon Boat Festival) with this:
HAT TOURNEY DETAILS:
WHAT you need: white shirt, dark shirt, water, running shoes (cleats
are preferable, as we'll be on grass)
COST: 40 rmb. Local Chinese students and absolute first-timers to
Ultimate: 25 rmb
WHERE: Happy Valley fields, 十八里店村文化体育活动中心 (Shibali Diancun Wenhua
PICTURE OF THE WEEK:
GOOGLE GROUPS POST OF THE WEEK:
honorary shanghai open party champions,
readers of this weekly e-mail are hereby entitled to deliver one (1) kick to the groin of one (1) shanghai tournament director of your choosing. prize is non-transferable. groin must be present at time of kick. reader must shout “that’s for the party award, you tool!” while delivering kick. reader should then go celebrate with two (4) beers and larping.
WEEKLY ITEM #1: The Weekly Schedule
Wednesday, June 9, post-tournament dinner at DZM BCD place, 7:30.
Monday, June 14, Hat Tournament at Happy Valley, 1-6pm.
Stay tuned for details.
there will be no further practice or pick-up until BUC or gareth declare it. here are some suggestions for what to do with your free time until ultimate once again rules your world:
plant a tree
take a walk
do some yoga
get blackout drunk
get surgery on a broken hand
study toni’s mom
study the supple touch
travel to an unfamiliar place
win a drinking contest
discuss current affairs
discuss those having affairs
go shopping for tighter underwear
fly a kite
do wind sprints
work on the weekend
work on your second baby
work your ho stroll
watch a movie
listen to some live music
enjoy a bcd
go to a hat tournament
play frisbee anyway
WEEKLY ITEM #2: Upcoming Tournaments
June 19-20: Chengdu Hat
July 4-10: Worlds in Prague
September 18-19: Singapore Open (tentative)
get to chengdu. it may be your last chance to play ultimate at the 2010 chengdu hat tournament ever.
now is the time in the weekly email when betsy gives her weekly shout outs and call outs. remember, you want to get shouted out, but you don't want to get called out.
a shout out to larpers. big brother proved once and for all they are the coolest kids on the block and don’t need to wear diapers to make people love them. although they would if they thought it would make them cooler. which it doesn’t. it just makes you look stupid. stupid diapers.
a call out to alec. betsy hasn’t been this outraged since gollum betrayed frodo by leading him to the great spider shelob in the tunnels of cirith ungol on their way to mordor. big brother, like
frodo, will ultimately emerge unscathed and fulfill their destiny as the undisputed asian party champions.
a shout out to doc. betsy commends you on yet again inventing a needlessly complicated party theme all but assuring the party victory, complete with playing cards.
a shout out to everyone that used the playing cards. betsy saw kevin riding on stew’s back, jake acting as doc’s wingman, and alicia using chain lightning on lincoln.
a call out to chatikin. you need to start wearing two pairs of underwear and stop breaking hats.
a shout out to barbie. hey barbie. hi! how’s your hand after the gigantic blood vessel erupted from practicing layouts? call betsyyyyyyy!!!!!!!1!!
a call out to shanghai. who hosts a tournament and doesn’t give out a spirit award? you deserve a swift kick in the groin. betsy knows an army of angry frisbee players with a license to deliver one (1).
a shout out to taolicia. playing with broken bones and sickly stomachs, getting sick layout d’s, callahans, and greatests, they provided a source of inspiration to all. betsy gets a little wet when she thinks about it.
a call out to sandy. where was the free flowing bai jiu at the party? betsy hasn’t been this disappointed in an apothecary since the time one sold poison to romeo which he used to commit suicide. no, betsy is not cultured. yes, she googled it.
WEEKLY ITEM #3: Lunch time Poll
which of the following new couples is most likely to last beyond this weekend?
b) triple d
c) mini claire
and finally, your moment of zen…
catch you on the field,