PLAYER OF THE WEEK: Not Sandy Wang

Despite winning the female Most Valuable Player Award over the weekend at the Kunming Hat Tourney, Sandy Wang refuses to grant Beijing Ultimate an interview. Little does she know, we've learned the trick of writing around such hinderances, and will do so...

Alas, not today. This can wait.

But Sandy, we will get you. Until that day, cower in shame for all your sins.