Stupid Canadians with their hockey references pollute Beijing Ultimate and threaten to destroy all that is good within our humble community, forever

Yin Kong's Gmail status message just now:

recap of whats been going on
in the world- goodnews:
CAPSCAPSCAPS!
badnews: swine flu

Followed by this conversation:

me: you've been playing caps?

Yin: ....

hockey

me: oh

wow

Yin: youre so culturally insensitive tao

you know i'm canadian

me: that could not have not-registered on my radar any more

UPDATE:

Yin: hmmm
but you fail to see the irony
that the caps are an american team
me: i don't think you understan
hockey does not exist in america
ergo
the caps are nto an american team
nice try though
Sent at 12:02 AM on Thursday
Yin: where can i watch hockey?
in bijieng?
me: canada
Yin: ...

Swine flu pandemic? I blame Canada!